…and Nothing But…
what’s in a word?
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…By Any Name?
whose little girl are YOU?
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A Simple Matter of Life and Death
...+ before and after
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A Woman’s Place
wherever she happens to be
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Adam’s Rib Update: Sick Humor Gone Wrong
The American Wife
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Alienation of Affection
maia’s non-human longings
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Alms For The Rich
the riches of poverty: the paucity of wealth
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Alternate Lifestyle
life in another place
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Animals’ Instincts
humanity’s incurable disease
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Are human/sentient males necessary?
a not-so-silly question these days
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At a Mother’s Breast
Pocahontas redux
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Attention All Kooks!
a call for volunteers
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Avoid the Draft... Volunteer!
why me?
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Back to the Sipapu
the hapless, hopeless Hopi
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Bad News: Good News
humans... earth’s prime parasites?
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Bad, Badder, Baddest
a peek in the mirror
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Banzai!
next go-’round, women rule
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Big, Bigger, Biggest
greed & human need
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Big, Bold... and Beautiful!
large, economy-sized ladies
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Blind In One Eye, and…
what maïa does & why
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Bombs and Babies: Who Makes What?
wombs ‘n wars are gender-specific
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By Any Name?
whose little girl are YOU?
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Checklist for the Eco-Ethical Terrorist
mayhem, mahatma-style
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Chicken Little & the Big, Bad Leaf
super-heroine or lucky stiff?
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Child Brides: Kiddie Porn & Pedophiles
who pays the dowry?
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Child’s Play & Other Mayhem
kids’ killing fields
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Code Blue!
notes from the deathbed of a dying planet
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Crimes Against Nature
a boy’s life [subject may be offensive to some readers]
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Cross-Ventilated
who’s nuts?
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Crying Wolf
apocalypse now?
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Dare to Live Right!
say "No!" to all wrong stuff
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Deal With the Devil
"smack" or a smoke?
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Dirty Is As Dirty Says
soap needed only for some mouths
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Dumbo vs Jumbo: Too Many of What?
elephants or us?
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Earth’s Edict
the jury is in
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Eat My Words!
we’re flunking our "finals"
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Eat, Drink & Be Merry...
...you know why!
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Endday
making a case for ending this world we’ve made
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Endgame?
why now?
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Essential Trinity, The
the power of “3”
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Fairest of Them All
maïa as a mirror—all the warts are showing, folks!
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Fear Itself
the controlling power of religious mumbo-jumbo
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Fillers
stuffing stuff for a column
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For the Meat & Potatoes Crowd
have a loved one for lunch
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Fountain of Youth: For Kids Only
if they ran the world
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Free Gifts—No Obligation!
humans’ mixed blessings
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From Eve’s Rib to Adam’s Tit
who came first?
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Game of Life
child’s play...to the death
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Genesis (?)
in the beginning…
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Get Mad... and Get Even!
essential wrath
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Give It a Rest!
give & give vs give & take
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Goody-Goody
a lonely thing to be
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Got One!
try dying like a fish
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G-RR-R!
how’d you like your ears cropped?
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Handicapped Minds
we’re ruled by rules
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He-Man: She, Jane
maïa’s a broad— so what!?
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Hollywood Homicide
true-life’s untrue death via La-La-Land
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Hopi Survival Kit (book review)
nonsense from a non-Hopi nosy-body
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How to Get Things
it’s not that hard…but…
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How Women Can Change the World (One By One)
by maia, via “mother”
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I Confess
accusing gods
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I.Q., Don Q., Cueball in the Corner Pocket
how smart are we?
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If It Kills Cats
death & curiosity
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Imbalance of Power
good ’n evil, plain ’n simple
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Impious Ponderings
on power’s source & biblical pontification
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In Case of Emergency
survival, plain ’n simple
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It’s to Die For!
a perfect day in Wyoming
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Knock, Knock…Who’s There? Anybody?
people-in-hiding
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Language: Exercises in Futility
communication gaps
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Last Words
what if you’d be saying them tomorrow?
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Little People, Small Minds
UFO’s, ET’s… & IQ’s
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Love & Sex
…’n kids come last!
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M.I.A.: Morality in America
…and not likely to be found
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Majority Rule: Women & Children First
how it was way back when
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Mangia! Mangia!
Sunday dinner at Gramma’s
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Man-Hater?
to know ’em is to love ’em— till…
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Maternity Words
assume the position, ladies
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Mentally Unbalanced
the power of words & word-power
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Mind Over Matter
freeze now: live later?
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Misc. Fillers
li’l stuff to stick in between bigger stuff
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Misc. Musings on Men ‘n Wimmin
like Victoria Regina, “We are not amused!”
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Miscellany (from "In Whose Name?")
bits ’n pieces of blasphemous logic
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My Manifesto
going the Unibomber 10 better?
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Nazis, The Jews, Palestine & Israel
"As ye sow, so shall ye reap.”
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Nice Guys Finish Last
...maybe
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No Shades of Gray (or black and white?)
multiple births & double standards
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Notches, Trophies, Game Scores and Body Counts
raising kids to kill
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Nothin’ New Newsflashes
really important stuff you never noticed or bothered to remember
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Now, Take a Deeeeeep Breath!
...if you dare
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Objections From a Glass Hut
griping in the antfarm
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Obsession!
smelling like... humans
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Old As the Hills…and Twice As High!
happy birthday to/from me
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On Our Knees, Hands Out
pray ’n pay
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On Stopping Evil
you can, but…
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On the Other Foot
...the shoe, that is
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On Wasting Time
you can’t!
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Once Upon A Time...?
on missing links and mermaids
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One’s What?
dictionary browsing & open/closed minds
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Optical Delusion, An
unbalanced budgets
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Our Mother Who Art...
shakin’ up The Lord’s Prayer
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Pants On Fire!
try truth... you might like it
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Parable for Our Times, A
a cat tale...sorta
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Philosophy for Everyday Use
"How high is up, Mommy?"
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Popping the Balloon
alone in the universe?
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Pretty Please!?
pay ’n pray
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Primitive Instincts
…vs civilization’s kaka
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Process Process (The): Velveeta for the Soul
loss, grief, pain... & B.S.
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Profundities
words of wisdom redux
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Pseudo-Sanctorum
blessed carte blanche
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R.I.P.
peace in our own worlds
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Rally ‘Round the Flag, Boys!
patriot v. terrorist
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Relevez! (On Their Toes!?)
balletic feets: Ken’s vs Barbie’s
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Saddest Words, The
"…it might’ve been" --man’s unrealized potential
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Saved!… By Who?
a born-again what?
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Scared...Of Our Own Shadow
self-generated terrorism
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Scorecard: GOOD vs EVIL
the game’s rigged
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Selective Might
who stacks the deck
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Self-Abuse
thinking— & why maïa does it
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Semi-Final Newsflash From the Antfarm
we’re what?!
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Simple as A-B-C
live, from the hive
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Six-Fingered Hand, The
my pen is surgically attached
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Snake Eyes, Snake Oil, ’n Sin
…City, that is
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Su Casa es Mi Casa!
this homeless wanderer is never homeless
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Teens in Trouble vs "Truman’s Law"
dead kids and who’s to blame
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Tennis, Anyone?
"The Creator’s" crapshoot
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Terrorism, My Way!
what works
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Things Lists
bits o’ fun and not-so-funny stuff
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This Prizefight’s Always Fixed
how to win the battle of the sexes, anyway
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Till Death...
who’s on first
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To Tell the Truth…
...& why I do
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Top Dogs and Bottom Feeders
whose pet are you?
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Tragedy-of-the-Week Flicks
agony is fair game
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Triage
who’s treated first when all are dying?
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Truth in Advertising: The Ultimate Oxymoron
"lemons" & lemonade
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T-Word, The
favorite of lawyers and con artists
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Up in Pauite Country: A Vision On Pyramid Lake
the end is... now!
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Up Your Assets
how much’re you really worth?
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Urge to Kill: Inherent Trait, or Voluntary Behavior?
for fun ’n profit
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Veterans’ Day 1997
our blind allegiance
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VISA, MC or AMEX?
our national debtors
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Voyeur Confesses, A
why maia’s mad
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War of the Words
rape & violate vs molest & abuse
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Waste Not…
using our "re-cycling" time
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Watercooling My Engine
silence is golden...?
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We Never Had to Die
we wuz framed, judge!
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What A Croc’!
killing’s not natural
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What Am I?
maïa: not so plain & simple
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What Every Woman Needs to Know
and no man will tell her
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What If…?
…the end was now?
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What Part of "NO!" Do You Not Understand?
men’s privates legislated?!
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What Say the Dead?
who needs victims’ bodies
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What’re You Doing Down There?
where’s your kneepads?
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What’s the Agenda?
how “victims” become “heroes”… and why
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Where Are U in This Picture: Where Would U Like 2 B?
chart your position/set your course
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Where Credit’s Due
biased?...you bet!
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Where’s the What?
tidbits on bits ’n parts
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Who Knows?
what do we?
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Who Really Wants to Save the World?
appeal to the world’s $-moguls
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Why Not?
the "why" of maïa’s "why?"s
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Why Your Money’s No Good
...not with me, anyway
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Woman’s Work
why one is writing this stuff*
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Words to Live (& Die) By
"what" not "who"?
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World Without Men… Amen!
it’s right around the corner!
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Worlds Without End
changing the world... on paper
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You’re How Old?
be good…or else?
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